Fictitious Fake

Turn the volume up, I'm blind

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anyone please ask your crush out like this

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The thrilling answer

no they need to kiss out behind the school!!!!

oops my hand slipped

nexttttt pleaseee :D

Come on guys add on to this tumblr needs this to be a comic series

I was asked for doing this, so I did

BAM!

I’m out of ideas! XD

next?

THIS IS TOO CUTE I CAN’T LEAVE IT ALONE I’M SORRY

OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!!

LOOOK ATT THIIIIS!!!!

LOOOOK ATTT THIIIISS!!!!

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NEEEXT!!!!!

IT HAD TO BE DONE:

someone please continue this

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I am such a fucking turnip

me and my sis were throwing away loads of paper and we put it on the bonfire in the field next door and like a world class twit, I lit it.

Now there’s 1 or 2 points I missed out here. 1. It’s been the hottest summer on record in decades. 2. That means everything is fucking dry. 3.My neighbours all have thatched roofs

it wasn’t until the fire was blazing and roaring into the sky ten minutes later did I think that I had made a piss poor decision

Me and my sis have just spent 30 minutes putting out a fire so as not to set the field and houses on fire and then my dad comes home and says everything would have been fine

ARGH

Filed under fucking hell world class idiot fire pyromania so annoyed at myself